Organic Grease Monkey X Hazy Lady

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5-.5G /.018 oz Each  

2.5G /.088 oz Total 

• Lineage: It is a cross between Gorilla Glue #4 (GG4) and Cookies and Cream.
• Characteristics:
  • Effects: Known for a potent, "couch-lock" body high that is deeply relaxing and often leads to sleepiness.
  • Aroma/Flavor: It has a distinctively pungent, skunky profile with notes of earthy diesel and a sweet, creamy undertone inherited from its Cookies lineage.
  • Appearance: Typically features forest-green buds with deep purple hues and a thick coating of crystalline trichomes.
• Lineage: It is a cross between Haze and Lady Liberty.
• Characteristics:
  • Effects: It typically offers an energetic, cerebral "head high" that promotes creativity and focus, making it popular for daytime use.
  • Aroma/Flavor: It carries the classic spicy, incense-like aroma of Haze, often brightened by citrusy or floral notes.
  • Appearance: Buds tend to be elongated and fluffy with bright orange pistils.
• Balanced Effects: The heavy physical sedation of Grease Monkey would likely be tempered by the uplifting mental clarity of Hazy Lady. This could result in a "functional stone"—relaxed in the body but mentally alert.
• Complex Terpene Profile: You would likely get a unique contrast between Grease Monkey’s heavy diesel/skunk and Hazy Lady’s bright, spicy citrus. The result is often a "sweet gas" or "spicy earth" flavor profile.
• Growth & Resin: Given that both parents are known for high resin production (especially Grease Monkey), the cross would likely be excellent for extractions. The plant would likely have a medium height with the dense bud structure of the Grease Monkey parent, but perhaps with the slightly longer flowering time of the Haze genetics.

The Cross: Grease Monkey x Hazy Lady

While a specific commercial name for this cross isn't standard in every market, a hybrid of these two would likely result in a versatile, balanced to slightly Indica-leaning experience.

Here is what you could expect from the offspring:

• Balanced Effects: The heavy physical sedation of Grease Monkey would likely be tempered by the uplifting mental clarity of Hazy Lady. This could result in a "functional stone"—relaxed in the body but mentally alert.
• Complex Terpene Profile: You would likely get a unique contrast between Grease Monkey’s heavy diesel/skunk and Hazy Lady’s bright, spicy citrus. The result is often a "sweet gas" or "spicy earth" flavor profile.
• Growth & Resin: Given that both parents are known for high resin production (especially Grease Monkey), the cross would likely be excellent for extractions. The plant would likely have a medium height with the dense bud structure of the Grease Monkey parent, but perhaps with the slightly longer flowering time of the Haze genetics.