Organic Grease Monkey x Hazy Lady
BioTrack Lot ID:
0708 2266 5675 9268
THCA: 13.49%
CBDA: 0.18%
Grease Monkey
Grease Monkey is a heavily Indica-dominant hybrid (roughly 70% Indica / 30% Sativa).
- Lineage: It is a cross between Gorilla Glue #4 (GG4) and Cookies and Cream.
- Characteristics:
- Effects: Known for a potent, "couch-lock" body high that is deeply relaxing and often leads to sleepiness.
- Aroma/Flavor: It has a distinctively pungent, skunky profile with notes of earthy diesel and a sweet, creamy undertone inherited from its Cookies lineage.
- Appearance: Typically features forest-green buds with deep purple hues and a thick coating of crystalline trichomes.
- Lineage: It is a cross between Haze and Lady Liberty.
- Characteristics:
- Effects: It typically offers an energetic, cerebral "head high" that promotes creativity and focus, making it popular for daytime use.
- Aroma/Flavor: It carries the classic spicy, incense-like aroma of Haze, often brightened by citrusy or floral notes.
- Appearance: Buds tend to be elongated and fluffy with bright orange pistils.
- Balanced Effects: The heavy physical sedation of Grease Monkey would likely be tempered by the uplifting mental clarity of Hazy Lady. This could result in a "functional stone"—relaxed in the body but mentally alert.
- Complex Terpene Profile: You would likely get a unique contrast between Grease Monkey’s heavy diesel/skunk and Hazy Lady’s bright, spicy citrus. The result is often a "sweet gas" or "spicy earth" flavor profile.
- Growth & Resin: Given that both parents are known for high resin production (especially Grease Monkey), the cross would likely be excellent for extractions. The plant would likely have a medium height with the dense bud structure of the Grease Monkey parent, but perhaps with the slightly longer flowering time of the Haze genetics.
Hazy Lady
Hazy Lady is generally classified as a Sativa-dominant hybrid.
The Cross: Grease Monkey x Hazy Lady
While a specific commercial name for this cross isn't standard in every market, a hybrid of these two would likely result in a versatile, balanced to slightly Indica-leaning experience.
Here is what you could expect from the offspring:
- Balanced Effects: The heavy physical sedation of Grease Monkey would likely be tempered by the uplifting mental clarity of Hazy Lady. This could result in a "functional stone"—relaxed in the body but mentally alert.
- Complex Terpene Profile: You would likely get a unique contrast between Grease Monkey’s heavy diesel/skunk and Hazy Lady’s bright, spicy citrus. The result is often a "sweet gas" or "spicy earth" flavor profile.
- Growth & Resin: Given that both parents are known for high resin production (especially Grease Monkey), the cross would likely be excellent for extractions. The plant would likely have a medium height with the dense bud structure of the Grease Monkey parent, but perhaps with the slightly longer flowering time of the Haze genetics.